Man cannot live by bread alone...

...he must also have coffee! Seriously, and as sad as it sounds, I'm not quite sure how a person gets going in the morning in the absence of a hot shower and a steaming cup of coffee. Summing up this view is a new vocabulary word sent to me by a friend (one which undoubtedly won't be appearing in Webster's anytime soon):

Decafalon: (n.) The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.