Big Fat Loser

One of the favorite TV shows at the Horn house is The Biggest Loser. For some reason, Karen can never remember the name, so it has become known at our place as Big Fat Loser, a much better name in my book. This week, I am the Big Fat Loser at our house, having lost 5 pounds through diet and exercise. I'm excited, because this means there's probably only another 51 weeks of courageous self-discipline, agonizing exercise, and the complete absence of bacon double cheeseburgers to reach my goal weight.