Tuesday, January 27, 2009

You might be a Taliban if...

From our troops in Afghanistan, and with all respect to Jeff Foxworthy, here's the best of "You might be a Taliban if..."
  • You refine heroin for a living but have a moral objection to beer.
  • You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launchers but can’t afford shoes.
  • You wipe your hiney with your bare left hand but consider bacon unclean.

I got these courtesy of Jay Nordlinger's Impromptus column over at National Review. Hope you chuckled.

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