You might be a Taliban if...

From our troops in Afghanistan, and with all respect to Jeff Foxworthy, here's the best of "You might be a Taliban if..."

• You refine heroin for a living but have a moral objection to beer.
• You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launchers but can’t afford shoes.
• You wipe your hiney with your bare left hand but consider bacon unclean.

I got these courtesy of Jay Nordlinger's Impromptus column over at National Review. Hope you chuckled.